Never before have I felt like more of a lardass than when I got out of the pool this morning - and gravity began sinking back in. I could almost literally feel my ass drooping and gaining weight ( Read more... )

Rory's dad is Arthur Weasley.

Too. Bloody. Cute.

I had my first cockroach tonight (thankfully after my guests left, LOL) - on the ceiling of my bathroom, no less. It was fucking gigantic. I sprayed it with what roach killer I had left (I'll have to get more tomorrow, one can never be too prepared; I shall also be contacting the complex's pest control), and it scurried off into my laundry closet, ( Read more... )

1. One of my giant burn blisters accidentally popped yesterday morning. Eurgh. Poor raw skin. And for the record, Neosporin sucks ( Read more... )

I have pretty awesome-looking burn blisters all over my right hand. Instead of telling you exactly how I got them, I will instead continue to marvel at their size. And quantity. And hoping that the few on the pads of my fingers go away soon so typing becomes easier ( Read more... )

I am Queen of Ferelden, bitches. And all I had to do was put up with whiny-pants Alistair. I also played through Awakening, which I had never done before, and was totally pleased with Oghren. See also: being super-bitchy to the Howe and burning a city that used to belong to his family. Woot ( Read more... )

So yeah, I'm watching the Olympics, as always - but here's a good non-Olympics question ( Read more... )

I watched the Federer / del Potro tennis match this morning - the one that neither really wanted to win, which is why the third set went 19-17. The match lasted damn near four and a half hours.

I'm now watching Serena Williams take a set and half in about 40 minutes. At least the good folks in Centre Court are getting a couple shows.
ETA: The ( Read more... )

If NBC and sponsors and the US Olympic team hadn't been pushing Ryan Lochte down our throats so much before the Games started, I'd be way more impressed with his showing. Lots of medals, excellent times - what's not to like?

Except he was billed as the New Phelps and has come up woefully short of doing so. Whoops.

(I miss swimming.)

Dear Dragonage Auto-Save,

PLEASE SAVE MORE I AM NOT WILLING TO GO THROUGH THINGS FOUR TIMES BECAUSE I SUCK AT HARD LEVELS*.

Sincerely,

A frustrated player

* where "go through things" means "give gifts to people in camp so I can finally just bang Alistair even though he is the tooliest tool ever but goddamnit I just want to be queen"