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IF IT COMES IN A BAG, IT'S NOT REAL--the definitive edition
TO ALL WOMB IT MAY CONCERN: spread the gospel of bag, for it is the way & the truth & the light & the...bag. seriously. take of this & read for it is my brain cell.
If it comes in a bag, it’s not real.This declaration is at first inscrutable. What kind of bag? What is “it”? Is this a threat ( Read more... ) -
thank you for not breathing
if you love someone, set them on fire ( Read more... ) -
this is your brain on thugs
buy now, apocalypse later ( Read more... ) -
"but maybe there were rats up your nose that needed killing!"
HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM BRICK, you're so cute you oughta be illegal oh wait you ARE--
turn to the guillotine saying thank you sir may i have another. i promise, i get paid on friday. seriously. would i lie to you? you can see the reflection of your face in my teeth i cannot tell a lie but lies can tell me & oh i do believe they never stop. i ( Read more... )
