Comments | enoelie: I forgot to mention...

enoelie

I forgot to mention...

Sep 29, 2004 22:16

Today, a truck-driving lesbian threw a wadded-up piece of paper (looked like part of a McDonald's bag), with her phone number scrawled on it, through my car window as I was driving. I obviously have the wrong sort of Mojo working, but I must applaud her aim after the light turned green. Who does THAT ( Read more... )

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ex_nightfly714 September 29 2004, 19:23:21 UTC

Pardon my naughty fantasies...

That was fucking hilarious.

enoelie September 29 2004, 19:30:41 UTC

She looked like Charlize Theron's Monster. Perhaps less attractive.

Still turned on? ;-)

ex_nightfly714 September 29 2004, 19:35:05 UTC

Aileen Wournos was HOT!

NOT.

Now if it was like Cindy Crawford...

I hear harps crossfading into some 80's metal music now as the dream sequence begins.

pjammer September 29 2004, 19:46:56 UTC

Well if she cleans up to look like Charlize from, well, anything else ...

RAWR!

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hazelnut96 September 29 2004, 19:27:01 UTC

LOL.

That story makes my day.

enoelie September 29 2004, 19:31:11 UTC

:: high fives ::

That's so rad karoshi September 29 2004, 19:31:42 UTC

Mind if i use that in a comedy sketch?

Re: That's so rad enoelie September 29 2004, 19:32:12 UTC

Feel free...
who will you cast in such parts? ;-)

Re: That's so rad karoshi October 1 2004, 14:08:14 UTC

Queen Latifah and Amy Smart.

ex_djstarfox2 September 29 2004, 19:51:29 UTC

Hmm...she's a typical lesbian probably....attracted to money and stature in other women, but lacking both.

On the other hand, you should have seen me back when I had to pay tolls in the change lanes....I could deposit the money and get the green light without stopping.

sihaya09 September 29 2004, 19:57:38 UTC

Hmm...she's a typical lesbian probably....attracted to money and stature in other women, but lacking both.

What the huh? As half a dyke, I object!

ex_djstarfox2 September 29 2004, 20:00:54 UTC

It was a joke. Nothing more.

Who would know what that person was thinking at the time?

enoelie September 29 2004, 20:04:40 UTC

Um. I am slowly backing away from this one.

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brianmathews September 29 2004, 19:52:59 UTC

The girl on girl fantasy does nothing for me--- but are you going to call, just to see who answers or at least reverse the number to find a name?

enoelie September 29 2004, 20:06:22 UTC

HA! No. It is a cellphone number given the area code. I think she may have wanted for me to call her right then and there. Yeaaaah riiiiight. I wouldn't do this with a truck-driving guy. :-P I don't want to create Monster: The Revenge, Part Deux.