I forgot to mention...

[enoelie]

Today, a truck-driving lesbian threw a wadded-up piece of paper (looked like part of a McDonald's bag), with her phone number scrawled on it, through my car window as I was driving. I obviously have the wrong sort of Mojo working, but I must applaud her aim after the light turned green. Who does THAT

Comments

[sihaya09]

Hey, if I were a truck-driving lesbian, I'd do the same. However, the world just may have to deal with a bisexual with Harley Davidson dreams.

[enoelie]

Is that the way it is done these days?
Lately, the women have been craning their necks more than the men. This is what it must feel like to be a REALLY PRETTY BOY. :-P

[sihaya09]

...I was just kidding, but for you, I'd make an exception. :P

hello

[mischief_bound]

"bisexual with Harley Davidson dreams"

Wow .. you also?

[enoelie]

Well... it just went with the whole package she was projecting I suppose. Gee, I wonder who would be the dominant there.

[_gnat]

and it actually made it into your car...HAHHA..thats great..the things that happen to you..so Seinfeld ;) love it..

[enoelie]

I thought she was just flinging trash out her window at first, but then I realize the pitch was more directed as it landed square in my passenger's seat. I am at least thankful that there wasn't a flaming cigarette attached. I would have met Ben Stiller next.

OMG

[mischief_bound]

Thanks for a good laugh today. I needed that.

Re: OMG

[enoelie]

You are welcome. Weird stuff happens to me all the time; I just forget to jot it down after I crease my brow, look perplexed, and move on. It's usually on those days when you'd walk to your car and somehow not get flummoxed by the fact that a green witch with flying monkeys in her wake just buzzed on by... and it somehow just fits the vibe of the day. I tend to raise eyebrows and shrug a lot. That's usually my reaction.

[saweetmomma]

LMFAO I LOVE IT!