I forgot to mention...

[enoelie]

Today, a truck-driving lesbian threw a wadded-up piece of paper (looked like part of a McDonald's bag), with her phone number scrawled on it, through my car window as I was driving. I obviously have the wrong sort of Mojo working, but I must applaud her aim after the light turned green. Who does THAT

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[unwilly]

How did she resist getting out of the truck and handing it to you personally?

[enoelie]

Maybe it was more charming to display pitching skills? Great stationery too. No frills, this lady.

[groovysegue]

I admire her aim--I mean, were both her truck and your jag moving at the time? I know you were driving along, but was she, too? That takes skill! :)

[enoelie]

Yep... we were just starting to move from the light. And she did it. Seemed rather pleased with herself. Maybe she's on a softball league with that pitching skill.

[australian_joe]

a truck-driving lesbian

Now that reminds me of my favourite story about how it often pays to change your name in showbiz.

See, there was this fellow trying to make it big in movies. He had a good voice, wasn't too scary to look act, and could in fact act. The trouble was, he never got any work on account of his name.

His name? "Penis Truck Lesbian". Pretty unfortunate, I think you'll agree.

He was all set to give it up entirely, when he latest agent suggested he change his name. "But to what? I want it to be something close to my real name! I don't just want to make something up!"

"How about... Dick Van Dyke?"

And thus his career was reborn.

[enoelie]

You have scarred me with this joke. Much thanks.

Did you get my email with attachments? Wondering if it made it ok...

[australian_joe]

Scarring: Sometimes one just has to pass it along.

Email: Has arrived! Thank you! Response coming soon(ish).