Tim Helsing to the rescue! [OPEN]

[timisnotme]

Who: timisnotme , his faithful sidekick 40410 ,and last_liar , thinkin_man , playingbadcop  , wings_of_vanth AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO JOIN IN!!
When: Sunday
Where: The tenth floor to the kitchen
What: Tim has taken it upon himself to dress like an idiot and lead a group of humans to the kitchen for sustinance
Rating: PG-13 for any vampire attacks

((OOC: Anyone is welcome to join. There's two threads: the

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((2nd Floor~))

[angel_junk]

Imagine running into Rambo, bandana, machine gun and massive ammo belts in place.

Now imagine running into somebody who doesn't have quite as impressive a head of hair. Also imagine that this somebody isn't strapped with traditional bullets, but instead is carrying several belts of transparent projectiles that appear to be filled with a white-ish substance.

Lasty imagine that he gives off a strong scent of garlic while yelling at your group angrily

"Nobody move! You!"

He points the machine gun at the group.

"Raise your hand if you are a vampire!"

Oh gawd Bhambo...

[timisnotme]

Tim freezes, then just ... stares. There's not much else to do in this situation.

"Bhamba? What the hell are you doing?"

Not that Bhamba is the most mentally sound person, but this seemed a bit excessive, even for him. Tim was half expecting to see Amy waddle around the corner with a catapult strapped to her back.

[angel_junk]

Bhamba reciprocates the stare, still waiting to see a raised hand. When he doesn't he decides that he might as well answer the question.

"I'm using the opportunity to test Veridian's garlic gatling gun prototype. It was originally designed for an R-rated version of Iron Chef America, but... the concept did not test well."

*hops down*

[wings_of_vanth]

Akihiko jumps a bit at Bhamba's machine gun. Noooot a big fan of guns, even though he's carrying something that looks like one. "Hopefully we don't have to resort to that..."

Re: *hops down*

[timisnotme]

Tim concentrated on the important part of Bhamba's sentence. Not the part where he had basically threatened to end them all with a garlic gatling gun. But the second, far more interesting part.

"There was going to be an R-Rated Version of Iron Chef? HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?"