Ok, completely off topic.

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09012007.shtml

VAJEENER!

Dear Universtiy of Michigan,

You just got owned.  Now that the pain has settled some, I offer you a small token.

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Have a great rest of the season!

Sincerely,
A rather satisfied member of the Buckeye Nation

Yesterday was probably one of the more interesting days I've had in a while.  I went to bed about 9:30 am and was sleeping peacefully until I heard voices.  I just started leaving my windows open to keep the place cool, so I didnt think anything of it....until I heard footsteps as well.  I awake to find a fully uniformed firefighter in my apartment ( Read more... )

Uzzah posted to fark.com at 5:59pm on 7/10/07

Three nuns meet at the font of Holy Water after giving confession.

"I told the priest that I had looked upon a man's penis," said the first nun. "The priest told me my pennance was to rinse my eyes with Holy Water."

"I told the priest that I had touched a man's penis," said the second nun. "My pennance is ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQRv0RjBBM

I really don't know what to make of this.

All in all, a fantastic weekend was had.  The drive to and back from SC was actually pretty good.  Little traffic troubles and the rental car was so smooth and solid ( Read more... )

I suppose since I declared my glorious return, I should post here more than once a year ( Read more... )

Kenny, Devin.  This is for you.  Oh and anyone that likes good music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP1VZQsg-BE

I suppose this means I'm back.

....bitches

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Once again, the gods of luck and destiny see fit to bend me over the nearest table much to their delight and my chagrin ( Read more... )