Oh, dear. Scrumptious Major and "good" German boy Z are possibly related? And I still have fond memories of snuggling naked with both of them in deserted cabin in Alaska ( Read more... )

Major asked me what I would want for Christmas! Even hinted that it might be something in red! KNEW he couldn't resist my charms much longer--even noticed that red is smashing on me ( Read more... )

Poor Major must be completely distraught at lack of caffeine--now he's doing Internet quizzes? Still, if Darling Major does a quiz, I must ( take it as well! )

Definitely need food! Ride in stupidly-brutalized Benz is going to take for-bloody-ever, and Z not being very helpful. Said to quit whining. Followed that up with "hunger is a matter of discipline." Was very polite, and bit back urge to inform him that he is no Major Eberbach. Did not, however, bite back urge to snap, "I'll show you discipline ( Read more... )

Damn. Hate to leave cabin, but have exhausted supply of cucumbers. After protracted use they... lose their freshness. HATE wilting produce. It's pathetically sad.

Oh, and Z reminds me that we have no food.

Not with Klaus, though still good. Z very enthusiastic about whole experience, being tremendous slut and all. Wonder if he has slutty genes, or if all good German boys can be trained like this. DEFINITELY need to find out ( Read more... )

And quite a good one too. Woke when Z put his hand down *there*. Would have been even better had Major been the one to put his hand down *there*, but he seems to have disappeared sometime during night. Can't be too concerned right now, with Z doing THAT. Anyone who does THAT so nicely can be forgiven for being tremendous slut ( Read more... )

Is both disgusting and happy that Major is incredibly flexible, maybe as much as me. Disgusting because is *my* gimmick, and happy because can finally try all those triple-black-diamond positions in back of the Gay Kama-SutraBut not until all the cucumbers are used up ( Read more... )

Perhaps shouldn't have written off winkie-biting slut German boys so quickly, as Z has promised to 'kiss it and make it better'. Though would feel vastly more better if Major was one doing the 'making it better'. He *should* be the one to do it, as was because of his eating precious cucumber that I screamed, and Z bit ( Read more... )

He bit it, clean through! That was my *favourite* cucumber, the one I'd been hoarding for a very special occasion ( Read more... )