my house was robbed a few weeks ago ( Read more... )

couldn't sleep last night and posted this to fb? eww. first attempt at something in.. ages ( Read more... )

i'm about to be crude.

does anyone else get really horny the week before they start bleeding out of their vagina? cause i do. and it fucking sucks. it's like two weeks of goddamnit every month. godfuckingdamnit.

it is so weird to be writing an lj post. of all my scattered diaries, this is the only one i keep coming back to. i remember how much time i used to spend on this or xanga or myspace; it was like some sort of desperation to spread myself out. just bits of me everywhere, crumbs that might've led someone back to me, or to remember me, or to know me. ( Read more... )

erophel i e (5:05:31 PM): i need to go to the book store!
cometomycabin (5:05:41 PM): for a book?
erophel i e (5:06:13 PM): no i want condoms
erophel i e (5:06:16 PM): douglass condoms
cometomycabin (5:06:28 PM): doulgass doesnt have condoms
cometomycabin (5:06:30 PM): just strap ons

erophel i e: like i gotta look at myself in the mirror and want to masterbate.
erophel i e: that's what i'm going for
bonsai551: hahaha
bonsai551: i'm the same way

if it makes any difference, i dont want to fuck you.
she laughs.
thanks.
i think you're beautiful, but i wouldn't fuck you because when we were done, i wouldn't want you to feel fucked. i would try to make love to you, and i would probably be clumsy and awkward. but when it was over, i would want you to feel loved.

erophel i e: i'll send a cardboard lifesized me
MrDeebs4587: aww
MrDeebs4587: thats a little dirty
MrDeebs4587: especially if someone took it as a souvenir
MrDeebs4587: hahaha
erophel i e: ...

alright. first real lj entry in just about FOREVER ( Read more... )

For all of you who:

1. are unsure what to do this friday night (ie: NOT the da vinci code)
2. afraid you're going to hell for that last racist joke
3. want a change from the diner/ basement
4. are in fact a good person and want to help FIGHT CANCER. (ie: be a superhero)

the American Cancer Society is sponsering a Relay for Life Benefit this ( Read more... )