Any young patriots out there wanna go blow up some fireworks with me this week? I'm looking at you, JJ. You're one of maybe three people who will read this, and since Jersey's a barren wasteland, begging to be set ablaze, I think you're my most viable option.

That being said, all are invited.

What ever happened to Maggie Gyllenhaal?

I just saw the worst Truth ad that has ever been run. So this hipsteresque black guy they're using for the ads now comes into a mattress store. He asks if any of the mattresses have Surgeon General's warnings, and if they will kill him. He goes on to talk about how some tobbacco exec. said something about banning sleep because the majority of ( Read more... )

Talking about dreams is statistically one of the least entertaining forms of conversation ( Read more... )

Rilo Kiley's "Portions for Foxes" is on an ad for the new Lindsay Lohan movie.

Fuck.

Strap on your headphones:

http://gprime.net/flash.php/soundimmersion

According to my sources, MTV is making a Laguna-Beach-like series based upon a certain New York high school--Brooklyn Tech.

That's right, it's official--McCaskill is gone, Tech is getting its own MTV reality show--the Class of 2005 missed out on everything. We lost, guys. That's it. Over.

I have very little empathy for people who complain about gas prices. $3.00 a gallon? That's nothing ( Read more... )

applied mle: like this one story started out with five people and it ends with two on a dingy ( Read more... )

I was watching Late Night with Conan O'Brien recently, and I came to a conclusion ( Read more... )