HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!!!!!!!!! Such a cruisy New Years this year, soooooo nice ( Read more... )

GUESS WHAT?! As of today - me, Sarah, is one half of the fashion label (coming to stores near you very soon) World of G.K.!!!!!!!!! AHHHH ( Read more... )

Call from my father this afternoon (Christmas Eve, 4pm ( Read more... )

Previously, I had posted that Canberra is 9 hours North of Melbourne (which I found out according to whereis.com.au), however, a good friend of mine from down south has dispelled this notion, and bet me it's only 5 - 6 hours away!!!!!!!

PLEASE SOMEONE - SAY THAT IT'S SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So get this, Chris and I just went and hit up Indooro to do our Christmas shopping and holy shit - there was like no one at the centre. It was a ghost town, apparently the word about them being open til 9pm didn't make it out to everyone so we got the BESTEST service ever. The sales assistants were practically bowing down to us when we entered ( Read more... )

Christopher and I love you Gwen ( Read more... )

1:17 am ( Read more... )

Man o man, what a fucking hilarious night. It is just the funniest thing in the world when you call someone, think you've hung up, continue talking about them then realise they are still listening in on the other end of the phone. So goes the saga with my new mobile which is a flip phone - I always thought that just flipping it shut is the hanging ( Read more... )

Just came downstairs to get online and was greeted by the biggest mosquito I have ever had the displeasure of seeing AND then a cockroach ran past my chair and has now hidden itself under the fridge. What is my house to all you little bastards?! The frickin' WWF?! The RSCPA?! Stay in your bloody habitat and leave me to mine as I'm extremely ( Read more... )

Has my writing gotten more juicy lately or have I just acquired more friends? I got like 3 comments on my second last post, and am just so overwhelmed by it all. Like Gwyneth when she won her oscar. Actually a bit more teary and psychotic - I'll go so far as to compare me with Halle. Thankyou God, and thankyou to all my fans for letting me do what ( Read more... )