Ass + pain = sadness.

Attempting to pull an all-nighter. Reading King Leopold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild; highly recommended to any and every literate being that peoples this foul planet. Ivory + rubber = blood/money lust ( Read more... )

Can anyone help me find a mail-order husband?

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I am taking a shower, letting my camera charge, then foraying into the splendor of the outdoors to photograph joyful things. Namely the black Squirrel perched on the tree out back, looking cute while plotting unspeakable evils, whom I've been trying to shoot through fogged glass and mesh wire screen with my dying apparatus for the past ten minutes ( Read more... )

Well, I continue to be a fucking idiot. Fucking hooray for me. I'm a shitty person. I don't mean that strictly in terms of society's ethic and moral code, either. No, I'm just a shitty person. Everything I say and do and don't do seems to catapault you 30 lightyears away from me. Somebody save us, because we need saving. Please forgive me; ( Read more... )

Well?

Earlier I felt some sharp, nagging thing located posteriorally to my posterior; and so, upon reaching around and pulling my Philosophy 107 hardcover out from under my ass, I realized I'd been sitting on my textbook for more than an hour.Hmmm. That really seems a fitting analogy to my study habits right now. No, fuck habits, then; try study ( Read more... )

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...with a side of Benadryl.

Benadryl hates people. It's like "FUCK you, go to sleep."

Italy, leg warmers, and Al Pacino.

Destroy all art.

FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.

Q-tips = eargasms.

Too lazy.

I try to keep awake...

Strategic grill locations.

Crafty will abound

I burned myself on the cookie sheet.

Care Bear Stare

No time for you.