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[et_pourtant]

seriously, why didn't my mom teach me how to cook? today i fucked up campbell's chicken noodle soup. seriously. the kind that comes already made in a can.

the only thing i am good at doing in the kitchen is making jello shots, but i suppose one can't subsist on vodka and gelatin alone.

Comments

[_branded]

lets hurry up and be rich housewives and take cooking classes together!

[et_pourtant]

yessss! but we need to get our boys to hurry up on the "rich" part.

[naked_grandpa]

I have a better idea! You two should become famous chefs!! It solves both problems!!!!!!!1111oneeleven!

[hearttofollow]

lol... i thought you were perfect I AM SO GLAD I FOUND OUT YOU'RE THE SAME AS ME IN THE KITCHEN...

but are you the same in the bedroom?

haha, awkward.

[et_pourtant]

that depends, are you a dirty whore? ;-)