three times a bridesmaid, never a bride?

this weekend makes number 2.... BECAUSE RANDI'S GETTING MARRIED WOOOOOOOOOOO!

but this also means i have to get married before anyone else does, particularly my sister, or it will make number three.

in other news, its 4/20.

do be a doobie, don't be a don't be.

Joe Lieberman can go fuck himself.

GOOOOOOOOOO GATORS!

HELL YEAH!

wooo wooo

My phone has miraculously fixed itself. You may resume calling me now.

Not that anyone really ever does.

either my friends page is broken or everyone has dropped off the face of the earth, forcing me to find other ways to procrastinate.

after i finish this homework assignment, all i've got left is three exams and then i think i'll just get drunk for two straight weeks...

gotta go, darlene just lost her virginity to david.

seriously, why didn't my mom teach me how to cook? today i fucked up campbell's chicken noodle soup. seriously. the kind that comes already made in a can.

the only thing i am good at doing in the kitchen is making jello shots, but i suppose one can't subsist on vodka and gelatin alone.

i've been really paranoid lately that everyone hates me.

ouch.

I just finished up my homework and now I can relax...

Because in 28 minutes I am leaving on vacation to spend the next four days lying by the beach doing absolutely nothing. Except maybe making use of the Jacuzzi ;) and hopefully eating at paula deen's restaurant!

i have been SO fucking moody lately.

aaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhh.

oops.