i am an IDIOT.

that is all.

i don't know if anyone but jenny will care, but i pledged to spread the word, so here it is ( behind the cut )

my tummy hurts.

if you met my two male cats, you would realize that homosexuality is not limited to humans. i swear they are the gayest creatures on earth, and i cant get anything done because they are constantly jumping around trying to lick each others buttholes ( Read more... )

EVERYONE WHO WORKS AT SHANDS IS A COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT MOTHERFUCKER.

welcome, wyatt spencer butler!

7 pounds, 15 oz. 19 3/4 inches.

and congrats carolyn and ryan :)

josh maulsby is a murderer?

Masturbate. It's the right thing to do.

i think my rent is going to bounce, and i am hyperventilating.

lance bass is gay, and i'm not sure why that surprises me.