Just a little dialog from yesterday that I found rather amusing:
Bro: Hey! Where are the tick tweezers?
Me: In the vestibule cupboard...Wait, Rita has ticks?
Bro: Yup. *turns her over* See? There's at least six of them attached.
Me: ...
Me: Those are nipples, dumbass.
To his credit, he's not the first one to make that mistake. Mom once thought they were
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