Apparently, our building is on fire.

The sting of turning thirty was mitigated by successfully turning the dining room floor into a functional curling rink. We used winter squash for the curling stones, and Pledged the hardwood floors until they were treacherously slippery. The fumes nearly asphyxiated us all. Gretchen and Justin marked out the rink with painter's tape, and the ( Read more... )

Making t-shirts= fun.

http://www.cafepress.com/kittiesagree

Also, 100% of kitties agree that Ben and I are very silly.

I think it's emblematic of the state of the world that conversation hearts are way less literate than I remember them being.

I'm prepared for Foxy Lady, that's an oldie. Star Eyes? That seems new, but I can accept it.

But what the hell is Mega Kiss? And why are there so many of them? This mix is Mega Kiss heavy.

URA 10
ILUJust make me sad ( Read more... )

Satanism, I can forgive- but I expect better grammar in my elected officials.

I love this state.

ETA:

Oh my God, check out the campaign events!

Why I Love the Skyway. A Play in One Act ( Read more... )

( 2005: Year in Review Meme )

So, I meet my sisters at a casino hotel on Friday night to celebrate Jean's birthday and to bond in a sisterly fashion. In practice, this means we drink a case of beer and a big bottle of wine in an hour, jump on the beds, drunken dial my nephews and Mary's husband, and then sob, sniffle and flat out ugly cry for a hour about how all the kids are ( Read more... )

So, as you all know, sometimes I like to pretend my Mom is the Pope. I think it's clear to everyone that she'd do some kick ass Pontiffing. The Holy See wouldn't know what hit it- only she wouldn't hit it so much as spank it with the backside of a brush. You bet your pierced chair that there'd be some changes made ( Read more... )

To: Chris the Pretend Druid
c/o that kind-of-wanky show "Surviving the Iron Age"
From: Me, bitch.
RE: HOW YOU'RE REALLY NOT A DRUID, ASS.

Hey, Chris. If the spirit of an ancient druid appears to you in the middle of the night, beckons to you, and says, “go to the river”, and you don’t go? Then you suck as a Druid, ( Read more... )