i don't even want to know the last date i posted because it's probably been an insanely long amount of time and then i'll feel even more guilty about my absence from lj and the internet in general. my excuse? work. i don't even have a glamourous excuse. alas, that sentence is so telling of my entire life ( Read more... )

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i just woke up about 20 minutes ago. i have a headache. i hate waking up with headaches, that's the worst thing ever ( Read more... )

my entire body hurts. exercise is evil. i am so not the exercising type. i mean, i like to be active...but being active is different than running on a treadmill. that is mindless stupidity. why do i care about burning calories? calories are my friends. all 1,400 of them, or however many i'm supposed to consume in a day. i don't even know. my sister ( Read more... )

matt has decided that the name "jackie" does not suit me and is not...as he puts it, "uber hip".

therefore, my new name is...

JACKIE DAGGER.

*cue action music*

but i like tony's nickname for me better. ;)

i watched reruns of dr. quinn on some random channel on our satellite today. it made me so frustrated. no man is like sully. he is the only long-haired attractive person on earth. i realize he is only about 20 years older than me...but this is coming from the girl who has a thing for james bond. don't spread that around, you all. no wait. heath ( Read more... )

no, i won't pee my pants. but i still am very excited.

the following websites are quite possibly the BEST WEBSITES EVER.

best website #1.
best website #2.
best website #3.

i am buying everything. nothing like kimchi noodles on a hot summer day. *wink, wink*

ooh, good day. at this point, i have only been awake for...about five hours and already i have gone to a movie with lisa, eaten a bowl of mini-wheats, and showered to make myself presentable. impressive, i know. i'm a master at these kinds of things. i showered and got dressed in a remarkable 20 minutes to meet lisa to go to the movie. we saw ' ( Read more... )

j'ai mange le diner, et maintenant je suis fatigue. je ne comprends pas. je suis si stupide. je me suis reveille a 12:24 pm! savez-vous combien de sommeil qui est? je me sens coupable. mon lisa pauvre a un travail et je pas, ainsi je dors. *soupir*

je suis plein de la nourriture. je me sens comme une baleine.

brut.

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