Recently, after getting into shit and getting things done and taking care of business, I decided to go visit Mommy & Drunky in the kitchen just in case they had brought me a chicken ( Read more... )

Is it so hard to walk a little dog to the drainage culvert ( Read more... )

Recently I went on Vacation to Aunt Diane and Uncle Mike's house, where I spent way too fucking long hanging out with my good friends Otto, Bruno and Hattie ( Read more... )

Today mommy fed me something called "Hush Puppies." I don't know what the fuck she was thinking. Maybe she thought that, by the name, these delicious fried puppies might keep me quiet.

Stupid.

Not even the tastiness of a fried puppy can keep a chihuahua silent!
But dammit, those puppies tasted good.


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So you may have noticed there are a lot of things I hate ( Read more... )

So Christmas time is here.
And it is about time.
Finally, I can put "Plan Alpha Gamma Fuck You" into action.

You see, I have made a list. And I have checked it twice.


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So recently, my "mommy" procured some chicken fingers. I don't know how she did it. Probably turning tricks. I don't even care. They were the most delicious chicken fingers ever. I ate them until I couldn't move ( Read more... )

So from what I can piece together from their vapid conversation, it seems that the other night "Mommy" and "Daddy" pulled over in the middle of the street TO SAVE A FUCKING TURTLE ( Read more... )

So I heard 285 East was brought to a stop for 3 hours the other day because someone reported seeing "a bear in the woods"

Oh really.


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Well, today is 6/6/6, and it just so happens that I live with Satan and the Whore of Babylon.

Coincidence? You fucking decide.


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