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[evilalphonse]

That... was too fucking weird. ::shudders:: But I'm back now, heh. I bet you're all so pleased~ ::grins::

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[unsuremechanic]

*runs over to him and hugs him tightly* You have no idea how glad I am that things are back to normal!

[evilalphonse]

::hugs her back, smiling and squeezing her close:: Oh man, me too. Sorry that guy was such a bastard to you, I tried to stop him...

[unsuremechanic]

That's fine, I was worried about you with all the things he was trying to do! *shakes her head* I don't know what I would've done if he'd hurt you...

[evilalphonse]

Nah, he wouldn't have hurt me, there's nothing he coulda done. At least, I don't think so, heh... Anyway, it doesn't matter, I'm here now. ::squeezes her again::

[betterthaned]

*sniffles* Unless you're going to turn into my mommy, no one cares that you're back. Loser.

[evilalphonse]

Well, I sure as hell don't wanna turn into your ugly old mom, so I guess I'll just be a loser then.

[betterthaned]

*cries harder* Mommy wasn't ugly! He was pretty and cool and everything you'll never be!

[evilalphonse]

Thank goodness for that.

[can_i_eat_it]

*stares blankly at him* ...Has you see any purple peoples?

[evilalphonse]

No...

Wait, was that you? ::cracks up::

[can_i_eat_it]

*blinkblink* Was that what who?

[evilalphonse]

::sniggers:: You were this stupid purple monster thing last week. It was pretty funny. But dumb.

[ishbalriffs]

*feels somehow vaguely embarrassed when about to speak to Al, though his memory fails him as to why* Weird ... yeah. That was very fuckin' weird.

[evilalphonse]

::shows no such reaction:: Congratulations on summarizing exactly what I said. Such originality.

[ishbalriffs]

*surprised at Al's rudeness, hadn't remembered him being such a bastard* Well fuck you. *sarcastically* Sorry for trying to start a fuckin' conversation. *turns to leave*

[evilalphonse]

It was a pretty lame attempt, so yeah, no wonder you're sorry.