july 4/09 - 232

august 20/09 - 210

goal by november 14/09 - 160 to 165

fingers crossed i can hot it up at my "candace has returned to australia" drinks night!!!!

STATE OF ORIGIN
Reasons Not To Mess With Children....

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a NSW state of origin fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are NSW state of origin fans too. Not really knowing what that is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands ( Read more... )

Just phoned the Government Swine Flu Helpline and all I got was crackling.

How did the pig go on holiday?
The swine flu.

Swine flu isn’t a problem for pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.

The first sign of pig flu is that you come out in nasty rashers.

Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic, which may ( Read more... )

ok.... so who wants me for a week???? any takers????? was thinking from saturday 4 july... till sunday the 12 july.  still have to ask though.

I CAN HAVE MY WEEK OFF JEN!!!!!!! I'M COMIN TO VISIT YA!!!!! LOOK OUT!  YAY!

Kate Winslet's "real" breasts have been praised by Oprah Winfrey.

The US talk show host applauded the Revolutionary Road actress' natural figure, adding she loves seeing a woman with natural assets on the big screen.

Speaking to Winslet, 33, on her show, Winfrey said: "I love that you have real breasts, because in all the breast scenes, your breasts ( Read more... )

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's!!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested ( Read more... )

http://motherandbaby.com.au/wondertime/ContentItem.aspx?contentID=1149

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA........

im at a two year olds bday party at the moment and i have no idea why im here.  it was expected that i be here, since i live/work here, but shit... noone is talking to me, not even the kids.  i dodnt even get introduced to the people that i dont know!  its my day off, i have already work 40 hours this week, so there is no way im working this party ( Read more... )

tomorrow is one week into my new me... lets see how i do on the scales.

eekk!!!!!