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From what I figure: Genya Nakajima has expressed that he's somewhat upset that elite mages rise faster in rank than low-level ones (he's well into his middle years and only a major, Hayate outranks him at barely older than his daughters, though he doesn't hold that against Hayate in the least). It's possible he enrolled his daughters in the combat ( Read more... )

I catalogue my porn according to the do-me decimal system.

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Allow myself to introduce... myself.

I am Chief Inspector Tiger.

And, I need to get the hell outta here.

Our revised dress code says I need to start wearing a bra.
And I need to stop showing my improper bulges. Hur hur. Der.
Check this shit out, it's like the Battle of the Bulge... IN MY PANTS!

Also, I'm not allowed to wear Osmosis to work ever again.

All together now ( Read more... )

Look out mamas, my name is Horatio
I'll perform cunnilingus in return for fellatio.