Mark your calendars, kids:

Thursday, 20th July, 2017: Robot Uprising.

Unplug your skullmounts a week prior to adjust to natural light so you can see where you're running.

J: "Quit jerkin' it onto my face, I don't have to share this popcorn which you helped purchase ( Read more... )

ALBANY, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I wonder what I'm forgetting.

Oh, brain. Why must you betray me EVEN HARDER?

Oh, car. Why must you betray me?

Take the following quiz, see how you do ( Read more... )

I think the important question to ask here is,
Can Lum fuck in a locker?

Once, there were three children, named Oswald, Aswald, and Marv ( Read more... )

I think one of the things I hate the absolute most is saying something that is both true and extremely hurtful. These things are rarely said just to hurt someone. They're said when you can't not say them anymore. You want to apologize for it because you know it made someone feel like shit, but you can't - or if you did, it wouldn't matter. It's a ( Read more... )

Nothin' says summer like King Hobo sporting a mauve visor.