What could it be?
What was the connection between Jamie and The Little Mermaid?
We examined the lyrics - there were similarities, but nothing global.
And then, suddenly, I realized -
they were both Dutch.UPDATE ( Read more... )

Woman Wisdom™ is comprised of six different experiential modules. The descriptions below offer a brief synopsis of their general content. Please note that we are in the process of updating this material for adults as well as adapting it for girls ( Read more... )

So, Laura and I are discussing The Surreal Life, and who the perfect house would be.

George Hamilton.
Alice Cooper.

Laura: "Oh, who's that one guy! The guy that kicks people!"
Chris: "...Chuck Norris?"
Laura: "YEAH! THAT'S HIM!"

Ashley: Oh, Crono Trigger? Yeah I fucked him once, you should invite him to the party!

me: oh shit, run to the library
the dutch are attacking
Jamie: im IN the library
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jamie: ive been lookin at the cake all day
me: you would, ya dutchlooker

It's been a month since I've requested the return of the following.
Pony up or there's gonna be some complications in your immediate future.

Guitar Hero
Soul Calibur III
Short stack of various CDs

You've had this shit for 2 months.
I'm gonna give you till this weekend to give them to me.

When life's fucking you up the ass,
try and mention dying puppies,
maybe that'll make it soft
and it won't hurt you anymore.

Advice that good is hard to come by.

Attituda: bitch, ain't no dragons at the goddamn dollar store ( Read more... )

me: man, I'm glad I decided to go fulltime ( Read more... )

FUCK.