Major Thomas Galileo, Member of Her Royal Majesty's Space Force?
Meet Captain Marbles Madness, Seducer of Nations, Destroyer of Worlds.

Happy Birthday to Me.
And Laura Kultzow?
I love the crap out of you.
Mmmmm, crap.
Smooch.

All I know is that I fall in love too honestly for my own good,
and that I'm genuinely confused by my fellow man.
Not angry or dis­ap­poin­ted, just fucking baffled.

This was too global, basic, and true an appraisal of myself to not put here.

Where's Jamie Baldwin when you need her?
My new copy of inDesign is like a Netherlands Pride Festival!
I need her to translate her native Svenish tongue!
The umlauts, they overwhelm me!

You know, I've come to the strange conclusion.

The great thing about being me is ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a little kitten named Tom ( Read more... )

You need a bullet like a hole in the head.

It's a little late,
but I'm glad Mercey came back.

"It's such a tiny hole, tho!
Especially the Asians!
Did you see her butthole?!
I don't think she poops!"
~Laura