FileMaker is down and I'm left with nothing to do. I wish I could backdoor into ebay to check on my auction =o

It didn't occur to me until after the disconnected tone rang that
215-765-4321
MIGHT not have been a real number.

Somewhere in the Savannah plains,
a tribesman beats his drum
in the hot desert heat.
He's never ridden on the storm -
but he's a DOORS FAN.

Somewhere near an emo record,
a teenager cuts his tears
in his mother's cellar.
He's never made his own clothes -
but he's a GOTH FAN.

The tasks I do leave far too much time for me to be alone with my head.

Nobody should be made to suffer in that fashion.

Mages, take notice:
http://www.sarmite.com/index.html

For a blonde monkey, he's suprisingly useful with a beer in him.
Thanks, Blondie!

Also, Evan Pouchak will furthermore be known as
Sir Arthur James MacDoofus, (Mrs.)

Because it strikes me that this name is the name that belongs to his SOUL.
Evan Pouchak is just the unfortunate name his parents gave him.

The worst part about seeing a midget
burst out of someone's chest,
is when you're at the circus,
and the big clown comes and
suddenly
twenty midget clowns burst out of his chest.

I hate that damn machismo.

O Spike o O: yo!
Attituda: hey, ask me what's up
O Spike o O: what did you kill?
Attituda: YOUR MOM, and for the first time EVER I can say it and actually be true
Attituda: no, wait
Attituda: DAMN
Attituda: you were supposed to ask me what's up
O Spike o O: .....

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