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[eviltriumphs]

Hello, my lowly peasants.

BEHOLD, YOUR NEW TERRIFYING OVERLORD, EVIL KING STAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Grovel, kiss my feet!! For the mercy and kindness you may have known in your own worlds is long gone! I am the dark shadow that haunts this land. PREPARE FOR YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!

Comments

[kilraaj]

YOU are the one who should PREPARE.

[eviltriumphs]

Eh? NONSENSE! You're the one who should be prepared!

/is just tossing Covenant lines at him, what

[kilraaj]

BIIIIIIIIITE ME.

he might take it literally :(

[eviltriumphs]

You don't seem entirely appetizing.

Your eyes aren't big enough.

[aquamarine]

YOU ARE MY QUEEEEEST!

[eviltriumphs]

Oh, great. More Heroes. THEN LET YOUR PITIFUL COMMENCE, HERO!!!! I WILL BE THE ONE VICTORIOUS!!!

[aquamarine]

You think that I'm a Hero? Sweet deal! Still... I'd prefer to be a dictator or an evil Overlord. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Oh, look. There's a ghost behind you.

[eviltriumphs]

As should anyone. If you're hellbent on becoming an evil entity, I could make you another slave. Your only qualifications are that you're heart and soul belong to me, that you have some talent that will prove marginally useful (even if it's being a meat shield), and that you don't die 3 times consecutively in battle.

Ugh. Again?!

[JUST A RANDOM SHOT OF RAGING DEVIL.]

[burninatesjerks]

One's gotta wonder, which is better:

A king or a god?

Well, hey! Guess I'm a little of both.

[eviltriumphs]

Hehehe. As am I.

[superfluously]

Stan darling~

[eviltriumphs]

[superfluously]

You should marry Linda.

[eviltriumphs]

NO.

[pianotheme]

No.

[eviltriumphs]

TOO LATE! This world's fate has already been sealed! The second my holy feet landed upon this corroded earth, the tides of the universe shifted, swirling into a dark whirlpool of sheer wickedness, sucking down the entire world into my hands! AND THUS, MY KINGDOM HAS BEEN BORN, AND THE REIGN OF TERROR HAS ONLY BEGUN!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[pianotheme]

TL;DR

[eviltriumphs]

Did your brain just malfunction?