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[eviltriumphs]

Alright slaves, as irresistable as I am, you're going to have to ignore your insatiable lust for me for about 2 minutes while I explain my diabolical plans.

THAT INCLUDES YOU, BLIMP BUTT!! Ugh, I'm going to have to brush my teeth for days after you and Sitar Slave...

Moving on.

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[omniconcert]

Coach, I got bottles!

[LOCKED YOU STUPID BITCH]

[eviltriumphs]

Excellent! Are they filled with anything? If not, go find a wizard/witch/alchemist/whatever fill it with some sort of potent magic.

And if that doesn't work, just fill it with lighter fluid and we'll just light them on fire as we throw them!

[LOCKED, poorly]

[omniconcert]

I put some snow in them! Does that work?

[LOCKED BETTER gosh you suck Linda]

[eviltriumphs]

...Sure why not. At least it should be heavy enough to be substantially painful.

[Text]

[2cool4europe]

Slaves?! What the hell are you talking about?! These are my serfs!

[Text] 1/3

[eviltriumphs]

Oh, hello.

Prussia.

Hehehe...

[voice; english] 2/3

[eviltriumphs]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

REVEL IN YOUR DELUSIONS OF BEING A FREE NATION, YOU SILLY HAT-WEARING... region... guy. FOR SOON, YOU WILL BE UNDER THE RULE OF YOUR NEW

DARK

KING!!!!

[Text] 3/3

[eviltriumphs]

And just how many "serfs" do you have, Prussia?

[hatesrhyming]

Are you really seeking me out?
Well I have found a place for out bout.

[eviltriumphs]

Yes I'm seeking you out, you obnoxious floating twit!! Someone has to kick some sense into you.

Where?

[hatesrhyming]

Let me give you this riddle first.
If a battle you so thirst.
I shall be where death tolls.
High above the city folds.
Can you guess where I shall be?
Or will you never see?
Such a dangerous path ahead.
Would you not rather go back to bed?

[eviltriumphs]

UGH, I HATE RIDDLES!

I'm not going back anywhere, you hovering freak. I will find you and I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!

[doll_liprincess]

*Here, have a blob of slime that has Marlene's crown on it.*

1/2

[eviltriumphs]

Wha...

[voice]

[eviltriumphs]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: [voice]

[doll_liprincess]

*Have said blob glare at you.*

[quirky_sitar]

Can't it wait? I've still got Discomas stuff to do, and Linda wants to make snowmen.

[eviltriumphs]

No. There will be no Discomas whatever that is if this... this imposter is allowed to roam the streets!!

[quirky_sitar]

Who's he impostering as? I don't get it. Guy doesn't look like you at all.

[eviltriumphs]

Long story short: After a very unfortunate run-in with the Great Hero Hopkins, my dark powers were dispersed to other beings by some god-wannabe with a creepy obsession with his daughter. Linda and Epros were included in the rule of "new" Evil Kings, but their malicious intent and vast increase in power were rightfully mine, so I (and I guess Ari and Kisling and Fat Butt tagged along) went around defeating these Fake Evil Kings to restore me to my former glory.

And now that loser still thinks he's the Phantom Evil King. Bah, I'll show him evil!!