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Actual spam I'm deleting:
The joy of humping
Right packs for night acts
Say Hi! to your huge new pole
80% off? No
Potion for perfect bouncing
With menace proud and insult loud
Terrible internet madness -
One post every six months
So this company called LegendaryHeroes sells DVD box sets of stuff, and my wife ordered the entire Xena box set back on the 6th - it still isn't here, so I called and was told that it's backordered and should be back in stock "soon". So a few hours later, guess who calls? I thought I mis-heard at first, but they called back to try and get me to buy ( Read more... ) -
Hopefully to be a number 1 search result for the name victoria justice
So, I went to see Coraline the other day - great movie, by the way - and during the previews, they were showing a commercial for some horrible high school musical knockoff. It was totally unremarkable except for the name of the fourth lead: Victoria Justice. I leaned over to my wife and asked if that is a made up name. It HAD to be, I thought. My ( Read more... ) -
How you know you're watching too much MSNBC
Ever since I found MSNBC on my bedroom TV (this model http://www.amazon.com/Hello-Kitty-13%2522-Color-KT2313/dp/B00021HBXQ), I've been watching it at night before bed. I usually put my wife to bed at 10 PM (after checking under the bed and her closet ( Read more... ) -
The pregnant man
So, I guess the "pregnant man" is pregnant again. My wife emailed me the story. I told her that I don't really think this is as big a news item as people think it is. This isn't a man; it's a pre-op transsexual who still has a vagina. So headlines saying MAN TO GIVE BIRTH aren't really accurate. I guess PRE-OP TRANSSEXUAL WITH A VAGINA TO GIVE ( Read more... ) -
Here we are again
One year, so it's time for an update! Also time to complain about my in-laws again. It's our one year anniversary, so her in laws called up to see if we wanted to go over there for dinner and etc. We said not today, since we alerady have plans. Lo and behold, here they are 45 minutes later at the front door, saying that they WERE going to throw us ( Read more... ) -
Update 2
My fiance has expressed concern that the wrong person may read the previous update, so I've made it friends only. I would also like to inform all readers that I currently reside in Dubuque, Iowa, and I'm engaged to Agrias Oaks from the popular playstation game Final Fantasy Tactics. That is all. -
They see me parkin', they hatin'
SPA's /evk/ directory seems to be muffed up at the moment, which means that all of my images are down. I need to bug a certain someone to find out what I need to do to fix it. Anyways, this is all big news only because I found the following note on my car:
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Well, I'm all moved in.
Photo tour coming when I 1.) get all of this crap put away, and 2.) get the cable hooked up so I have an internet connection. (If you're wondering how I'm posting this, my neighbor's unsecured wireless network powers of justice make it possible.) Until then, though, no internet, so expect even more profound silence from ( Read more... ) -
posing in a bikini next to a lamborghini
Today, a list of things that annoy me. Are you on this list? You'll just have to
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