It's been a while since I posted here. No reason really, just no inspiration. Something happened to me the other day, though, that made me see thing clearer, if a little bleaker ( Read more... )

I just watched Passion of the Christ, or more accurately, The Torture and Brutal Murder of Christ by the Jews. Man, they really didn't like that guy, did they? The movie was more graphic than a Cradle of Filth video. Watching with me was St Miglo (he says that he is a saint), to point out all of the liberties that Mel Gibson took with the film, ( Read more... )

I finally was able to sell my old CD deck from the Crashmobile. Where Kirsten and Tim left me high and dry, my man John was able to pull through. He of course "knew a guy" intrested in one, who never asked if it was hot, and had it sold in a matter of days. The funny thing is, two days after John's guy bought it, the deck was stolen out of his ( Read more... )

Well, I just spent the last forty minutes writing a detailed and thought out account of my weekend, only to have everything be flushed down the cyber-sewer when I hit "UPDATE". So, one more time from the top, with more saving, I give you my best account of what I just wrote ( Read more... )

The many faces of Miglo:

"It's kind of like fucking your own ass" in his best Odo voice. What show, other than Deep Space 9, could inspire such poignant conversation?

"Welcome to the Kingdom of God, Brother!!" putting forth the theory that Jesus looks like and talks like Hulk Hogan. It made sense at the time.

The new Methodman: eh. Mr. Mef rarely disappoints. Tical was excellent, very gritty and unpolished, showcasing the initial era of Wu. Judgment Day exceeded even that. It had an element of continuity, as a larger story unfolded, that of a post apocalyptic landscape as a metaphor for the music industry. In it, Methodman was able to show how ( Read more... )

I'm back from my trip. (Everyone - You were gone? Me - FUCK OFF!!!) I embarrassed myself at pool, except for that one game that I totally crushed Dylan and sent him home crying, but redeemed myself at darts and foosball. I am the Foosmaster Flash. I had forgotten how small and cramped the entire state of Mass was. Everyone in the entire state ( Read more... )

I got a call today from the Nielson TV ratings guys. They want to send me a survey and make my house one that "counts" in the TV ratings. And pay me ten bucks. This isn't going to be some fake ass Florida voting shit, this isn't about something lame like "democracy", this is going to be about money, so it will be taken very seriously. Now, my ( Read more... )

Why do I keep going to see bad movies ( Read more... )

Friggin Tpol is the worst vulcan EVER. Not only does she act like a manic off of her meds for the whole season, is an emotional wreck, and fucked Trip, but now it is revealed that she has been main-lining Vulcan Crack for three months. This is the reason that she has been acting so fucking dumb. Shooting her green blood with something that she ( Read more... )