Comments | evoldick: Bullets, Booze and Broads

evoldick

Bullets, Booze and Broads

May 24, 2004 16:37

I'm back from my trip. (Everyone - You were gone? Me - FUCK OFF!!!) I embarrassed myself at pool, except for that one game that I totally crushed Dylan and sent him home crying, but redeemed myself at darts and foosball. I am the Foosmaster Flash. I had forgotten how small and cramped the entire state of Mass was. Everyone in the entire state ( Read more... )

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Re: Bullets, Blunts, and Broads sven_bjornborg May 25 2004, 19:12:47 UTC

Hey, I think you messed up on the format, why isn't the part about the Electric Hellfire Club grouped with the other religions under the lj-cut???

For the record grayswan May 26 2004, 05:58:13 UTC

"except for that one game that I totally crushed Dylan" = an eight ball scratch in Bram's favor.

Please somebody take this kid out to play pool once in a while.

And don't take religious surveys. Just save yourself the headach and loathing of the general public. Drink and rejoice in the fact that there are still many many people that haven't "found christ"... and many of them are buddhists.

As for virgins, anyone that's been with more than one isn't likely to want their own personal harem of them. Sounds more like hell to me.

grayswan May 26 2004, 06:00:30 UTC

and I wouldn't exactly say you redeemed yourself at darts. I kicked everyone's ass including yours... shit everyone else was too drunk to find the dartboard.

Gin dalivenus May 26 2004, 14:58:37 UTC

Oh!?? What dart board? I thought we were aiming for the foosetable.

Dartboard? I was aiming for the doorknob. evoldick May 26 2004, 23:38:01 UTC

Admit it though, I am better at darts than I am at pool. Also, I haven't abused my metabolism as much as you so that booze enhances my motor skills.

Re: Dartboard? I was aiming for the doorknob. grayswan May 27 2004, 03:18:57 UTC

first part, yes.... second part, what the fuck are you talking about? You're don't drink as much as I do so you're a better drunk dart player???? makes no sense, little man.

Practice your pool game. Play your dad, play your bro, play the voices in your head... just play.

it's another movie about the end of the world as we know it...and i feel fine peacebestill May 28 2004, 01:48:57 UTC

Damnit.
I resolved to not comment on this post, b/c i'm fairly certain i've commented on every one of your posts, and i want to give the apparent man crush a rest. but i just saw a commercial and felt compelled to say the following:
me you and seth should go see that new the end of the world is imminent movie, w/ donnie darko in it. maybe than seth won't hate us anymore for eating Bk :)