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Mar 13, 2004 01:25

Instead of doing something productive tonight, I decided to write in the LJ ( Read more... )

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grayswan March 13 2004, 08:00:43 UTC

Sadly that is the only place to go for root-rape. However if you're interested in tentacle-rape I can hook you up.

You need to see Dellamorte Dellamore (of death and love) or Cemetary Man as it was stupidly titled in America. It's on Fox's "To do" list for movies they plan to port to DVD. You can buy it over seas though, I'm still considering doing that. In fact I think I'll try and order it tonight. It's the Clockwork Orange of zombie flicks, dude. I saw it in an indy theater in Cambridge in 96 and it never left me. Check it out.

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He raped you? Well, at first, yes evoldick March 13 2004, 16:38:26 UTC

Saw Cemetary Man years ago. Not the biggest fan. I didn't think of it as the Clockwork of Zombie flicks either. Maybe I wasn't seasoned enough to appreciate the artsy-ness of it. The snow globe thing at the end? Must be a European thing.

Sadly, coz, tentacle rape isn't the same. I'll just have to watch Dead again.

Promised me all the gold I could eat. grayswan March 14 2004, 06:02:29 UTC

Dude.... all three Evil Deads are are awesome fucking movies, but they're comedies as far as I'm concerned. I first watched the original at Sarah's place when I was 10 maybe and I laughed my ass off. While I'm not surprised to hear you couldn't appreciate one of Italy's most powerful thrillers or that you probably didn't give it a chance because of it's "artsy-ness" (it was partly a love story) I am shocked to see it left no real impression on you at all. Maybe it's all that country "Why can't those faggots speak american?" upbringing. Probably wasn't enough fake blood or campy cliche dialog to hold your interest. Personally, if it wasn't for Bruce Campbell, I don't think Evil Dead would have made it to a second printing on VHS, let alone have given Sam Raimi a chance to do the sequel, which I love. I referenced Cemetery Man to Clockwork for reasons of it's subtle complexity, something that's all but completely lost on the genre. Italian horror is like a 7th cousin to it's bastard American counterpart very much like Opera is to Rock. ( ... )

If it wasn't for disappointment, I wouldn't have any appointment evoldick March 14 2004, 18:09:37 UTC

I was a still in highschool, and I only saw the the last half of Cemetary Man. Happy now? I'd be happy to give it another shot in april, but only if you promise to be a snobby prick about it. Promise?

What do you find as a scary movie? Blair Witch? Scream? Gigli? You watched Evil Dead when you were ten and found it funny, I first watched it when I was twenty and found it haunting.

House of 1000 Corpses was a disappointment. It had such promise too. The only thing going for it was its interesting characters.

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montycoba March 13 2004, 19:46:46 UTC

Ash is the greatest hero.
Ever.

Sweet jesus bram! gulbickus March 13 2004, 21:32:12 UTC

Has anyone ever told you that you have the most outrageously bad taste in music?!?!Horror-Core? What the crap?

Re: Sweet jesus bram! evoldick March 14 2004, 17:30:31 UTC

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE A JEW-BITCH-HARDON!!!!

Monsters lead such interesting lives dalivenus March 15 2004, 15:50:22 UTC

Hey Bram, Ask Dylan about Basket case, (I think that was the name of it)
Sarah has a copy of house of 1000 corpses. I'm still going to watch it. But now I think I'll have to get lit beforehand so it doesnt hurt.

thats dissapointing that everyone saying its the suck.. * Sniff*

Re: Monsters lead such interesting lives grayswan March 16 2004, 10:59:54 UTC

Hey Basket case was fucked up and I was like 7 when I saw it. I just added it to my netflix queue. I probably haven't seen it in 15 years. Should be interesting.