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Imagine dark nights, wandering down lost midwestern back roads, looking at the stars to guide your way. Rows of corn and scarecrows, orchards lined with apple trees. Imagine baren interstate highways full of overturned cars, some ablaze, with little sprinkles of glass spread across the road. Factories blazing. Lush forests growing around huge ( Read more... )

"The very fact that his letter has found you betokens a rather miraculous (or disastrous, depending on your current enjoyment of this doggerel) occurrence-postage has remained under 66 cents for 6 or 7 years. That I should begin a letter to you like this should tell you, I was a very cynical 17-year-old. In light of the revolutionary new findings ( Read more... )

"You know, kid, ethics isn't about choosing between right and wrong; it's about choosing between grey and grey. It's about choosing between two equally desirable but mutually exclusive courses of action. Freedom or security? Courage or comfort? Self-examination or blissful happiness? Column A or Column B?" -Will Ferguson

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Communication is such an intricate and powerful thing. I wonder how something that's so necessary for psychological development is affected by having such a public forum as an online journal. Scientific American wrote an article a few months back contradicting Nietzsche's assertion that insanity lies in the masses. It basically said that studies ( Read more... )

I called Sasha a few days ago and I started wondering: who ACTUALLY invented those scented markers? Was is the same person who put liquid heroin in a shipment of juicebox drinks? What kind of intelligent person invents a marker that encourages huffing? Way to contribute to the dumbing down of our generation you stupid jerkfaces.

WHAT HAVE I BEEN LISTENING TO?

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I would like to take a moment of silence for the peep holocaust that took place at my house yesterday afternoon. Peeps were eaten by the millions. It was horrible. Candlelight vigils will be held this following weekend.

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