This friday is my bday. i was thinking of going out for drinks downtown. anyone want to come? I'm not sure where yet, but i've never been to the bars in mervish village and they look so nice. Anyways, if any of you are interested in drinking, if not drinking for my birthday. please come out, not sure where the start point is of right now, but i can ( Read more... )

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a week ago i got drunk and bumped my head on the top of one of those orange slides they have at playgrounds. there is a lump the size of a pingpong ball at the crest of my head (obviously the pingpong ball would be half-submerged into the top of my head, not resting on top, let's not be rediculous) so here i am a week later and it's still there. i ( Read more... )

someone stole my extra bike.

hey god! you call that karma?
i still got one bike left!
bitch.

So last night when i came out of the silver dollar i found that someone had pulled their bike up to mine and had locked out two tires together. i went back into the pub and made an announcement, but no one owned up to it. i mean, it wasn't one of those cases where it's a big mess of bikes and you could mistakenly put the lock through the wrong bar ( Read more... )

ok boys and girls..mostly boys. i dont post much, but this is important. behind my appartment is a park/floodplain, when it rains it fills like a basin and the water level at the bottom of the park raises like 9 feet. it did this, then froze. there are now really kick ass tabogganing hills with an icerink at the bottom. me and adam tested this fun ( Read more... )

i'm having a shin dig. a house warming for adam and mine's appartment. i know some of you (dagger eyes) wont be able to come out, but to those who are free this saturday night around 8, you should come see my new place and christen it with your booze and vomit (actually it's prefreable if you christen the apt below us with the latter, via the hole ( Read more... )

well, i guess i can say since about june of this year i've been on and off the map at intervals, i'm doing my best to climb back on for mid october. i have a job, i have an appartment, i'm getting phone and internet is soon to follow. i dont know what this year will hold for me, but i like my job, and despite it's in-the-middle-of-nowhereness, i ( Read more... )

well i have an interview monday for an office job. this is it. this is the last, two-weeks-a-year-pay-vacation-with-full-benefits nail in the coffin of my dreams at becoming a famous and bohemian artist. i will wear a suit, sometimes a skirt. i will ride the ttc until which time i have enough money to buy myself a honda civic (cherry red, just to ( Read more... )

peppermills: almost invariably shaped like penises.

soon i may have a good job, my priorities go as follows:

1. job
2. appartment
3. art practice
4. husband*

*the acquisition of husband may supercede goals 1 through 3 at any time. active variables include good hair, sparkling personality and of course, a massive penis.

one more time,

penis