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I have been all over Mali, there are lots of mud huts and swollen bellied children. I have seen evidence of Aarvarks but it remains unconfirmed. Timbuktu is lovely but a bit hot. Djenn has a famous mosq, and open latrine streets. Bamako is an insane chaos of activity. Everyone wants to sell me tat for a months salary. Do they think I am completely ( Read more... ) -
Shitting A Brick.
Tomorrow I shall be getting on a flying machine contraption and travelling to the sub-saharan desolation of Mali, whereforeto I will stay a while in Bamako, then proceed with my friend in a 4x4 accompanied by an AK47 toting Nubian guard, on an adventure to the famed Timbuktu, home to Neigh (A kind of horse) and his friends, via the land of the ( Read more... ) -
For my friend,
Can anyone recommend the most beautiful and chilled place to b&b for a week or so, in Scotland, or perhaps Wales, but especially Scotland? -
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PRAISE BE TO DAVID, THAT HATH IN HIS GRACE REVEALED UNTO HIS FAITHFUL SERVANTS A NEW CREATURE OF WONDERMENT THAT THE HUMBLE, WYCLIFFE BERNARDICTO TIPPINS SHALL ADD TO HIS HOLY BESTIARY.
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Either my short term memory is getting steadily worse, or my tea-mug is magically replenished when I am not looking. Probably by the nose-goblins that dwell in the upside-down kingdom under my desk. I must establish communication. Perhaps if I please them they will do it more often. -
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Merry Christmas and Hail Satan All.
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I have less and less to say on LJ. But fear not, my tentacles reach out forever and I spy on you all from afar.
I have two revelations for the world at large to-day.
Revelation the First:
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smashing
I've been attacked by a new class of phisherman. Here follows the excellent transcript (to be read in best 'Old Major' English accent):
FROM:CAPT.JOHN PAKER.
My dear,
I am Captain John Parker. A British Commanding Officer on UN peace Keeping mission in Iraq , the troop commander of the Royal Irish Regiment. It is a known fact that, here in Iraq we ( Read more... ) -
Question for the Day.
Are good people only lacking in self knowledge?