It had been a long Monday; waking up early and traipsing around Port Jeff for hours. I got home at 10, Katie called me at 10:06. She said she was going to be at my house in 10 min because she was going to pick me up and we were going to the porn store. Who am I to argue with Katie? Frightened as I was to get into the car as a passenger- I have ( Read more... )

Remember Groundhog Day? That little rodent comes out of his hole to grace us with his unsurpassable meteorology skill... we allow an animal who lives in a hole under the ground to tell us when Winter is going to end. There's our first problem. If he sees his shadow, which he's afraid of, he runs back into his hole thus providing us with 6 weeks ( Read more... )

In approximately 6 minutes, it will be the absolute latest time SUNY Potsdam allows its students to be in their dorm rooms before they're trespassing. Naturally, I'm sitting at my desk with my things half packed, I have no idea where my mother is, but I know that when she gets here she's going to have some constructive criticism for my rather ( Read more... )