Come on, people

[eyesocketparty]

See? I'm fine. My heart's still beating. I don't go up like a match the instant my skin is exposed to the sun. I still have a reflection. The Xan-Man is just great.

Okay, so on occasion I sprout fangs and I sometimes have a hankering for a liquid diet, but I'm not a vampire I'm a... thingiewhatsit

Comments

[blackrangerboi]

z... You did NOT just call yourself The Xan-man..

[eyesocketparty]

Why, yes I did. Because I'm cool.

[blackrangerboi]

I think you have just pushed me into disowning you.

[eyesocketparty]

Oh, NOES!

[ialwayshadasoul]

YOu tell 'em. Think you'll be up to heading back on the road soon? I hate that I've left Sister for so long to her own devices, she must be getting really bored.

[eyesocketparty]

Probably. Assuming I'm still allowed to be a Scoobie.

[ialwayshadasoul]

. . I thought you were staying with me?

[eyesocketparty]

I am but I...

They still need me

[5x5_slayer]

I still don't like this.

[eyesocketparty]

I told you, Faith, I'm fine. I'm not even slightly dead.

[5x5_slayer]

But you're also a vampire, now.

[eyesocketparty]

No, I'm not, I already said that. I'm a.... whatever it is Connor is.

[ihaveasoul]

Xander, you don't know WHAT you are, or if it'll even last.

[eyesocketparty]

I'm whatever Connor is. That's that. You can go scowly all you like it's done.

[ihaveasoul]

You're an idiot.

[eyesocketparty]

No, you're a stuffy old man who wants to control his son's life.

[frostboy]

...I don't think you people know how unbearably confusing you are. :\

[eyesocketparty]

Oh, you have to know me for years before you understand the way I work.

[frostboy]

No doubt.

So, X-Boy, glass half-full or half-empty?

[eyesocketparty]

It's a glass, and it has stuff in it, there was more stuff, but now it is gone, but the stuff that WAS gone could be replaced.