FOUR? Those fuckers had it coming

[f_tavares]

I've always had trouble finding the right pay-by-the-hour motel but this one didn't look so bad. It was a Universal Soldier-type whorehouse, with little bungalows peppering the fenced-off area behind the main office. I didn't want to ask questions, typically one doesn't when the guy behind the counter looks like an impoverished grunt with a

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[asia_argento]

Your entire life is one giant David Lynch film with just a pinch of Moss Hart. What, was the Mariott all booked up?

It was all anyone could talk about when I was in Paris. Half the country feels they've struck a blow for liberty on the level of the Bastile's destruction and the other half is running around saying it's le fin du monde. The whole thing does make me kind of nervous, just because the world needs some kind of major industrial counterweight to the US, and if it's not the EU it's a lot more likely to be someone less reasonable, like China or a reconstituted Russia, and hello Cold War II. So yeah, Europe getting their act together would be good.

Maybe you have some cosmic sense of a debt unpaid to you by the universe. Otherwise known as a right to sing the blues.

[hugh_jackman]

>:O And just when I was determined to have the first comment to every entry. Asia Argento you are amazing.

[f_tavares]

With friends like yew, who needs sleep.

[hugh_jackman]

Oh! We have a 4am trampoline date in the near future, possibly. Look at our icons, get the idea?

[hugh_jackman]

Ungh, I'm not that appalling. Maybe next time that you come home after a prolonged absence you shouldn't get high first? I missed you.

[f_tavares]

I missed you. Who have you been fucking, then? Cillian (Scallion!) and I have been discussing this. Rather. I have been talking and Cillian has been standing near me while I run my mouth about people you're having sexual relations with. Say, Hugh Jackman. Can we talk?

I think we should talk.

[hugh_jackman]

No one, I had to masturbate for the first time in months yesterday. Scallion! Dear God! Like him? Who do you think that I am fornicating with? We are, but you have been silent for a while.

[f_tavares]

Like him. You're a fuckin' liar, as Diane Lane in Unfaithful would say. That's right, I've got a snowglobe with your name on it, son. I haven't been. You have.

[j_rhysmeyers]

I think you should come to Mexico next weekend.

[f_tavares]

What is there in Mexico for me, besides all the cerveça and over-the-counter Viagra I'll ever need/want? Is there you?

[j_rhysmeyers]

Why yes. Yes there will be. Are you in? I've got the perfect wasted story just dying to be written upon return.

[f_tavares]

It depends on what you're expecting of me. I'm in, either way, and will handcuff myself to you for maximum enjoyment and sexy results. Rhys Meyers, you must have one of the most filthy minds I know and it's all kept perfectly organized and packed away under that neat bit of hair on your head. I think that's disgustingly dommage.

[murphycillian]

Loon. Loon. Loon. Your music downloads never work for me.

[f_tavares]

I'll get something else you'll like. Go Loon Yourself. Oh Scallion Murphy, I only do it to taunt you.

Bob Marley & The Wailers - Trenchtown Rock, The Anthology 1969-1978
Jimi Hendrix - Blues
Van Morrison - Moondance (mp4)

[murphycillian]

I have new icons with no keywords. Scallion Murphy? This is a new developement, Tavares, unless you rambled it to me when I was three sheets to the wind. You have classic taste in music and absolutely fucked up taste in everything else.

[f_tavares]

Please let me do it. Please. Please. I'll do anything. I'll give you fingers to make a necklace with à la Milkman Dan. Never mind. I might've done that, it crept up on me slowly and sort of came up in conversation, just not one of ours. I am an eccentric, don't tell me I'm boring.

[petra_nemcova]

So. Did we get arrested yet? Did we fight the law and watch the law win? Did we crash a white wedding in the cradle of love? Or did we roam around the love shack before succumbing to the slow hands of stella, who by the way was a diver and was always down? Damn her. It's just that you know, she'd never leave (get out). Anyway, if we've not yet had any lewd adventures quite obviously involving a prostitute named Stella, several police officers, and a bride, I'd just like to bang the gong so we can get it on.

I don't know why I do this.

[f_tavares]

Bada ba ba, her name is Daphne and she's had a liaison with Saturn for the longest time, whoa whoa whoa. I can't do this, but that T-Rex hat-tip was something not everyone would understand so kudos. I will not even try to reply to this.

Hmm. It must be because you love me. Whose shoes shall we steal?