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[fabium]

New project: stop unwanted peoples' fucking bullshit whinging from showing up in my fucking book

Comments

[anticlaw]

Sobreity is easily remedied.

My uncle lost his eye that way, Fabian. How insensitive.

[fabium]

True, but we've got jobs and have to be awake for them....... soon. Eventually. Something.

Your uncle probably knew what he was doing, or didn't give a shit, as most people who want to gouge out their eyes feel!

[anticlaw]

For your information, he was in a tragic cooking accident.

[fabium]

You're wonderful, but I'm too hungry for sarcasm and jokes, so give me a bit while I go find some open take away somewhere.

[lestrangely]

If I'm not mistaken, your every statement on the whinging is, in fact, whinging.

[fabium]

YOU'VE CAUGHT ME IN A GREAT, INTRICATE WEB OF HYPOCRISY AND CONTRADICTION! It's the least I could do to retaliate against your wretchedly boring tales about your mother's nine hundredth anniversary of being spawned onto the earth by a nundu and that damned interesting wc that needs to be redecorated for the spring social season.

[lestrangely]

If you paused for a moment, Prewett, you would realise that you are hardly very funny. It was a contradiction, but being so quick to say something about me, you failed to recognise. As for the other bits, ... well, I hardly feel the need to justify myself. I doubt you'll do the same for your behaviour.

[fabium]

What?

[dunged]

SOBER WHY

also don't judge me Fabian, no one would fucking buy it ok and it's kind of fucking hilarious

[fabium]

I don't know! I fell asleep after work and just woke up and I'm REALLY ANGRY. I think Gideon ate all the fucking food while I was dead.

[dunged]

all the food? there isn't even milk, you guys always fucking have milk I think it's why you have such good hair, START SMOKING I probably left something in your shitty fucking closet last night yeah

[dunged]

or you could kill Gidget and eat his body

[espying]

No need for self-harm! Good times are plentiful, Fabian, you just need to know where to look. I'm in arm's reach of rum, a Ouji board and healthy sense of curiosity! See, that's good times!

[fabium]

Sybill make people go away.

[espying]

I'm good at making effigies if that's any help to you?

[fabium]

Why don't we have effigy burnings anymore? Those were really fun.

[polohov]

I haven't seen your brother in this book in a while.

[fabium]

He's alive and well.

[polohov]

Very busy?

[fabium]

Naturally.