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let's make ariel a smartypants who has read things!
HELLO, INTERNET ( Read more... ) -
i got freedom, brothah! i got good times, maaaaannnnn...
OH MY GOD I AM SO OVER THIS LEARNING THING ( Read more... ) -
beggars can't be choosers
Alright, remember how a few months back I requested that someone hook me up with a copy of "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones? Well, the link expired and I need that again. :D Unfortunately, my iPod went belly up a few weeks ago. But! It was under warranty so Best Buy gave me a new one and I'm only just now getting around to ( Read more... ) -
i do bite my thumb, sir
My university's library is streaming BBC Shakespeare videos online and Alan Rickman is playing Tybalt from a production in 1978. Ahahahahaha he has a bowl cut. He looks about eight. AHAHAHA HE KICKED A BOWL OFF THE TABLE. AHAHA ( Read more... ) -
I forgot to put a subject line here.
OH WHAT THE FUCK ( Read more... ) -
I've never fought a war on drugs! I've never done shit on drugs, besides play Halo 2!
Ahahahaha. So the paper I wrote on A Midsummer Night's Dream for my Shakespeare class last week? I mentioned at one point that Lysander accused Demetrius of hitting it and quitting it. My teacher's comment written in the margins? "No proof that he actually hit it." He also loved my argument that one of Hermia's lines implies that Demetrius has a ( Read more... ) -
and another thing!
Oh, and I had a really awkward moment with one of my friends the other day because I said that Marcie and Peppermint Patty were the dykes of the Peanuts gang. She gave me one of those 'you are being OH so politically incorrect and so I am going to give you my superiority complex stinkeye look until you get intimidated and start to cry' faces. ( Read more... ) -
hydrogen peroxide smells funny
So I was in Las Vegas this weekend and I did not set my soul on fire. We stayed in a large semi-classy hotel on the strip called the Flamingo, which claimed to have a flamingo habitat in its tropical garden area but I did not find it. So clearly they are all a bunch of liars ( Read more... ) -
my nail polish is flaking off
I want to start sending postcards and letters and things. This has been my desire for quite some time and I hope that I will actually do something about it one of these days ( Read more... ) -
there are little boys in my house.
OMG I IS UPDATING.
I already feel stupid for wanting to post this, but WTF YOU GUYS I AM SHRINKING. Srsly, my boobs- okay, check this. A year ago I was a 38DD. A month ago I was spilling out of a 36D. And now I seem to be a 34D, but presently wearing a 36C. MY CLEAVAGE IS NO LONGER (QUITE SO) OBSCENE. THERE IS A GOD ( Read more... )