Stuck in a culture that celebrates precociousness with creepy ferocity, I think I am a late bloomer. Regardless of talent or entertainment value, youth is prized as a virtue, rather than an accident of time. Honey Boo Boo is a phenomenon with which far too many people are familiar, but instead of being overweight and overbearing and more or less ( Read more... )

so, a lot of time has gone by. When I started writing this, I was in my mid-20's, really loved drinking, punk rock, and chicks. I mean, I loved reading, I was just really educating myself about politics, injustice, environmentalism etc., but I felt incredibly boxed in by financial constraints, contentious family issues, and not having any direction ( Read more... )

I see fat girls, ankles barely holding straight with the strain and slip of dirty, icy Boston thoroughfares, clambering on their dates for support. I see hot drunk girls, undies flashing and long legs akimbo as they shove fingers down their throats, or cross against greens, or makeout out with the calculating sleaze that have bought their drinks ( Read more... )

Saw Sherlock Holmes. Entertaining enough, largely forgettable, and at no point did I see the part where Rachael McAdams prances about in thigh-highs, which I was really looking forward to.
WTF COMMERCIALS??

I do not find Malin Ackerman attractive.

strange things are afoot at the circle K...

an episode of Simply Ming, and I swear to god, he's drunk.
See if you can find the "Thai Basil, Butter" episode, and listen to the slurring.
WTF?

new job today, part time times 2... scary, but I hope worth it.
We'll see.

I like things I can't afford. Yet, when I think of jobs I can do that pay a lot, I gag ( Read more... )

I just want to make MORE money. What is valuable to people? What would you pay for voluntarily? There are plenty of ways to get in trouble involuntarily... hm. Hm.