*leaves a note for Carl at the bar*

*hobbles onto the stage and sits on a chair*

Fate has made it's choice and now I'm going to make mine..

*Pulls out a gun*

*tries to stop body from shaking*

I was born on the stage, and now I shall leave the world the same way...

*a shot rings out*

*Chardonay's body slumps onto the floor*

Was held last night. There was a very good turn out. Carl must have excelled himself with the promotion ( Read more... )

To celebrate my renewed vigour Carl, the barman is letting me perform a show in the club with all my hits. I may even do a few dance numbers...

Carl has been such a darling by putting out fliers, organinsing the food and such like. I've been rehearsing my routines in a back room ( Read more... )

I feel so rejuvinated! Dr Kraft has worked wonders... I feel 30 years younger. I haven't felt this happy in a long time.

I wonder if Carl would help me organise a celebratory concert where I could perform some of my old numbers?

It's sooooooo luxurious. I feel like I am finally being treated like the star that I am. The clinic only accepts the wealthiest clients ( Read more... )

From my brother Mervin. A course of beauty therapy at an exclusive clinic run by a Dr. Kraft. Apparently it's hidden in the hills and they send you instructions of how to get there...

Maybe this Dr. Kraft will finally help me realise my full potential ( Read more... )

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*leans heavily on the bar drunk*

I used to really popular. People used to flock to see me from miles around

*waves arm around in sweeping motion for emphasis*

*loses balance*

*gets back up unsteadily*

Now they just want to see pretty nubile beanstalks... Talent is not required.

I may no longer be famous... but I am still a starThey can never ( Read more... )