I felt like this ridiculous article needed to be commented on. How the hell is it news, or even anything? Is it real? Why do rich people have luxury submarines? Why do they feel the need to have sex in them? And when they have sex in them, why the hell do they have the right to complain when dolphins start watching? Why would dolphins want to see ( Read more... )

I'm totally in the sophomore slump right now. Dammit, world, I will not give up my naivety. It's the only vestige of childhood I have. Everybody means well, and everyone tells the truth. It's true!

There were a lot of things that brought me down today, as expected, but overall, I got everything I wanted for my birthday, including sleep.

Antarctic 'treasure trove' found. Oh Antarctica!

There's lot of comments I have to comment but this will do for now.

I've been putting this post off for a while, even though I feel like I have some relatively interesting/insightful things to say about my trip and how I felt on it. I felt really different on this trip, and it was hard for me to put my finger on it at first, but I think what it was was that I felt very Canadian.

Gross, eh? It all started on the ( Read more... )

This picture of Hugh Grant chucking a tupperware of leftovers at a photographer made my day. And look at that picture where he's about to kick the guy's ass. Way better than Britney's umbrella attack. I'm pro-celebrities attacking photographers - I would certainly do the same in their position. In other celebrity news, Richard Gere is facing an ( Read more... )

I am the only person under the 50th parallel who doesn't think seal hunting is wrong? I mean, why do people like seals so much anyway? You're never around them, they mean nothing to you. It's not like they're going extinct or anything. And, like most animals, they're not that cute once they grow up. I'm just saying, people hunt and kill lots of ( Read more... )

This was one of the most interesting articles I've read in a while - you never think about the little things. Or the big things, as it were - I recently saw the verb "Googled" in a published source. That kinda freaked me out. Then I thought about how people in high school right now were born in the 90s and I got freaked out even more. Then I saw ( Read more... )

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

God, who is up at this time.

Keep this FAR FAR away from me - seriously, whoa. I want some.