on sunday, i decided to make myself pudding. i cooked it up, put it in the fridge to set, and started cleaning up. when i opened the refrigerator to put the milk away, the bowl fell out and dumped all over the floor, the fridge, the stove, and me. so i cleaned it up, sadly reflecting that there would be no delicious pudding in my future ( Read more... )

sorry all you hip indie rockers...

but "shangri-la" by the electric light orchestra is the best song ever written.

YEAH

i am finding that cooking two meals a day from scratch for one to three people (always mom, usually dan, and sometimes em) is not only a lot of work but it is also very time consuming. though i do enjoy it greatly, i end up procrastinating on my schoolwork in favor of my culinary pursuits ( Read more... )

martin yan (yan can cook!!!) was on emeril live tonight. he makes emeril look like a bumbling doofus in comparison. yan totally owned the show-- he is adorable!

YAN IS CHINESE FOOD LOVE

A TOME:
in which cooking, cleaning, and the weather play a large role
OR:
why jessi is a born southern housewife, with an original recipe to prove itvacation has been wonderful ( Read more... )

everything is awesome because my totoro blanket has arrived!

♫ tonari no to-to-ro,
♫ to-to-ro, to-to-ro, to-to-ro,
♫ moshimo aeta nara,
♫ sutekina shiawase ga,
♫ anata ni kuru wa!!

R.I.P. ARTHUR C. CLARKE

the last of 'the big three'...
it is truly the end of an era.

THE DEVIL-SPAWN HAVE SPROUTED ( Read more... )

i have tried, three times, to tell you the truth.

but every time, as soon as i am almost finished typing it, my computer has wiped the screen and i do not know how or why. therefore i am taking it as a sign to shut the fuck up and quit trying.

i want to be pithed.

i've been waiting for something for twenty years, and i still haven't figured out what it is.