ok so for those of you out there who champion brokeback mountain as some kind of artistic masterpiece, do two things for me. first, stop reading at the end of this sentence and then go do the world a favor and get yourself neutered. if youre still reading, go one step further and just kill yourself so no one has to listen to you anymore. first ( Read more... )

for those of you that dont know, lil john and friends produced a song a while ago in which they rap to a beat loosely based on the hit rock song, crazy train, by ozzy/black sabbath. sorry, i dont know if it was made by ozzy solo or while he was in sabbath. anyway, it kind of rapes the song. i was listening to the real song and during one part ( Read more... )

you know something ive always wondered, is do girls hug each other only so they can feel another chicks boobs without seeming weird? because thats the only thing i can imagine.

holy shit, who knew bmw was making an m5?! i saw one in a parking lot but i figured it was imported from europe, but now i see its listed on the website! 500 f'ing horsepower. holy shit. also costs 80 grand. i heard that the 06 m3 model is going to be turning out around 400 horsepower. wow. sti had better step it up or im going to have to ( Read more... )

ok so we all love cars right? if you dont, start, theyre incredible. i myself am a fan of the asian imports, although a sexy beamer or mercedes would suit me as well. but you know, you put in a turbo, maybe some bottles, you get a little power, and efficiency is the name of the game. how much oxygen can you really get in that tiny little ( Read more... )

hm, mixed reviews on the day. first class went alright, it was just a lecture, nothing big. then after that i was in economics, and i got back part of my recent test. it was the multiple choice portion, on which i got a 90%, and i think that that made up a good portion of the test, although i cant be sure. anyway, anxiously expecting the other ( Read more... )

well turns out i wildly overreacted in the last update. the betta fish is allowed to be with other gentle fish, a goldfish for instance. whatever, still not on the top of my favorite people list ( Read more... )

i am so mad right now. my gayass roommate bitchtits rob motherfucking anderson has two fish: one goldfish and one betta fish. i dont know if i spelled that right, but thats how im going to spell it from now on. well hes taken care of them for a bit, but ive heard from my neighbor that hes getting tired of them. so whatever, i figure that ill ( Read more... )

SubyBeast: it passes the time ( Read more... )

alright, so im feeling pretty good today. do you know why? of course not, youre not me. I SAW ONE OF SIX OSCAR MEYER WIENERMOBILES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! i touched it and talked to those who drove it and heard the horn, which plays the entire first line of "i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener". wow. just wow. it gets pretty good mileage, about ( Read more... )