From Escape-ry class where sarcasm_guy was dealing with his idiot crew:

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me," Sokka muttered, as he grabbed the bag of medicine and tried to club the piranha with it ( Read more... )

From here, where Jo is threatening Fraser and accusing him of being a Lord of the Underworld:

"To put your mind at east, I am not the Lord of the Underworld. I am Benton Fraser and I grew up in Inuvik, Northwest Territories, Alert, Nunavut, and Tuktoyaktuk, Northwest Territories. I think it's too cold for the Lord of the Underworld there."

blackmagic_eve: "Social lives are good things," Eve said with a nod. "Don't worry, I'll be sure to come by every day and visit you." And probably bring trouble-- better known as Savannah -- along with.

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From fat_halpert here:

"Jim walked around in the less crowded post part of the park, ready to mingle. He was holding a can of Coke. That is pointless detail for this narrative, but it bumps the length of the comment up slightly."

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lovechildblair: "I know people in the spirit world. I could make your afterlife like a bad perm."

fh_extras: "I've had it with these MOTHER[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]ING ALIENS IN THAT MOTHER[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]ING FORCEFIELD!"

kypriothschoice: "Was I kidnapped? Is this slavery?"
carter_i_am: "Slavery usually has less coffee and pastry," Sam pointed out.

From here where Printheth Alianne is holding court.

behindeyesonly: Logan watched her go from behind the glass. "If it's trolls again, I'm not going outside this time," he said.

sith_happened: "You're much too pretty to die," Anakin assured him, deadpan. "Now shhhh. Charla and Mirna are the most annoying people on this planet. I want to see if a meteor falls on them."

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whitedeathpod and kawalsky: "Twelve hours of two guys singing off-beat Christmas carols in April! Eleven Jamie Madroxes, ten weetiny bunnies, NINE hats from the Mountie, eight detentions, seven mighty Stickbugs, six zombies a-gnawing, FIVE PRINCIPALS WHO ARE HOT LIKE ZOE! Four jello dragons, three hookers from the Sin, two gremlins and ooooone FUGLY TROLL!"

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I continually have so much glee over the awesomeness that are the students in Revolutions (seriously, GLEE), but today it manifested itself in what is the most fabulous sign in thread ever.

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