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I'm going to be in Chicago for a couple of days, so I won't be around a computer. -
My brother was right. The internet really is my crack.
Five Ways Max Fischer Might Celebrate His 18th Birthday
1. The Recruiter welcomes them into his office with a meaty hand clasping each of their shoulders. The two boys now sitting in front of him are scrawnier than he might like, but fortunately his quotas don’t factor in body mass. He eagerly readies the pamphlets.
“What can I do for you fine ( Read more... ) -
To quoth Michael Scott, "Happy birthday... Sorry your party is so lame"
Everyone knows I am a firm believer in birthdays.
The day of your birth is the one day out of the year that should be unabashedly dedicated to singing your praises with much pomp and fanfaronade.
It is the time for the people who love you to show you that they are thankful for your company and existence, and demonstrate that indeed you are so ( Read more... ) -
Gobsmacked
I was going to post about visiting Trinity this weekend, but...
Remember that Chicago job?
They just offered me the position.
:Stares at you:
What the hell is happening now?
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I'm not going to be around for a while, because my computer has broken again.
Same fucking problem. My house kills computers.
I hate everything right now. -
Not dead, but if you don't vote I might keel you
I continue to live and work down here in H-town.
I have an interview Wednesday for something in Chicago that I'm 98% sure I won't get. I'm desperately looking for anything to put me in San Antonio next semester. So if anybody hears anything, pass it on. mmkay?
I've had some computer issues this week and LJ's death rattle didn't help much.
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Operas, family, and tv
Last night I went to go see my best friend in the opera Street Scene down at U of H.
Patrick was, of course, very good. I always think seeing him act is a little funny, but as my cousin observed his scenes with his love interest were the most compelling. Plus, I saw him kiss a girl which made me go: "Awwwww." Then I laughed for a while to myself.
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Short and sweet
This post is going to be an exercise in brevity as my internet is being teh slow (it took five minutes for my lj page to load) and it is pissing me off.
I've had a pretty boring day anyway. I finished reading Lemony Snicket's The End, which I have conflicting feelings about.
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That was some letter
Hi, remember me? I’m not dead.
I know. I’m as surprised as you are. I feel my disappearance from the world deserves some explication. Here’s the short version: I’m flawed. Are you stunned?
The slightly longer version: It began with a promise to myself that my next post would contain some awesome prose in the form of my drabbles. Days went by as ( Read more... ) -
Thank God for The Daily Show and the Colbert Report
Boo to AIM Express for not working right now.
Here's some more five things (I have made this the longest meme ever). I wrote it while I was stuck at the Receptionist desk for three hours today because everyone else was at a luncheon. There's a job I shouldn't have.
Five Things Emily Gilmore Keeps Hidden in a Closet
1. One (hideous) paisley orange ( Read more... )