I'm not entirely sure what's going on but Mum just made me, Jumble and Skitch dress up as puppies.

Just to make things clear: if Mum hadn't come along and embarrassed me by picking me up in the middle of the street and ccuddling me, then that other cat would have been toast.

... every time it rains Mum points at me, yells "Wet pussy!" then collapses into giggles?

Also, I need my own computer so I don't keep accidentally posting in Mum's journal.

Mum, for the last time, will you PLEASE STOP SITTING ON ME!

Where's my dinner?

Mum filled the house with strange people last night. I was not impressed. And despite my repeated pleas for attention I got nothing until she finally went to bed. And then she was asleep. There was a distinct lack of pats in the air. I am not impressed at all.

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Will somebody please just FEED ME?

OK, I reckon she's forgiven now.

I've tried staring at her, I've tried meowing pathetically, I've tried following her into the kitchen, looking at my empty food bowl then looking up at her forlornly and still she won't take the hint. What do I have to do?

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