Free to any home. But you have to come pick it up ( Read more... )

Dear fuckheadspeople who stole my bike:

I hope you fall off it and rupture something important.

No love,
Nigel

So we left the corn on the plants for far too long before we picked it - we ended up with little hard dry kernels instead of nice soft sweet juicy ones. So of course I said - let's try to use it for popcorn!

and HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!

Woot homegrown popcorn!

So I went to an Apple(TM)-themed conference this week because the person for whom a ticket was bought couldn't make it ( Read more... )

Dancing planet!

So we are drowning fruit in booze to make a fruit cake.

Specifically, in Laphroig because it's the crappiest scotch we've got.

Talk about first world problems. Smells like it's going to be a great cake though :)

Zomg! We bought a house!

Now I'm drinking nice champagne out of a plastic cup because we packed all the nice glasses. :)

• Hippos - all arse, no class.
• Giraffes - just like cats: WHERE'S MY FOOD!?
• Our new snake is small, but very cute
• New snake is shy
• Depth of field, or why you should pay attention to aperture.

Skitch died today. We think he went to sleep in the sun and just never woke up.

Off to Fiji. Bye Australia, see you in a couple weeks.