the goose has a migraine;

[fathergander]

Whoever brings me the head of the woodpecker that seems to have taken up residence outside my office window doesn't have to pay dues next quarter.

Comments

[puppeteeress]

If that bird is killed because of this, I'll make sure you have to listen to me sing for a month. If you aren't versed on how horrible I am at it, then just imagine glass being ground together.

[fathergander]

You're just jealous because you don't have a tree outside your office.

[puppeteeress]

Oh posh! At least if I had a tree outside my office, I wouldn't offer the entire Tale community money to kill the bird using it.

[lepetitrouge]

I can't handle this. You've turned into a caricature. All I can see now is the image of Scrooge McDuck.

[fathergander]

Tell me you can't hear that!

[lepetitrouge]

[fathergander]

Very funny.

You know, getting to the top of that tree would make an excellent practice gladiatorial challenge.

[hip_hopper]

Dude. A life isn't worth the price of dues.

[fathergander]

Well, perhaps yours isn't worth much, no.

[hip_hopper]

Your words are like bullets, dude.

[elder_goat]

[givinggifts]

Anser, honestly. Taking out a contract on a woodpecker is beneath you.

I'll bring you some aspirin.

[fathergander]

It's a territorial thing.

Can't you turn it into a parakeet or something?